Plastic Bertrand – Tout Petit la Planète

Possibly the worst music video ever made, this clip is a playback with Plastic Bertrand walking – it would be a stretch to call it dancing – through Cannes while tourists stop to watch. The song, however, is one of the most infectious pop tracks ever recorded. Bertrand is the Belgian pop star credited with the song, but he didn’t sing on his first albums – which should have given him time to work on his dance moves.